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Joke of the Day
"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"
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"July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them."
"one plus one equals a window"
"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."
"I made a couple mistakes during puberty I dropped the ball two times during it."
"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."
"Me: I wish for a lightsaber. Genie: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I wish for a boyfriend. Genie: Would you like your lightsaber in blue or green?"
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"