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Joke of the Day

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"Doctor: are you sexually active. Me: I'm not even physically active"

"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"

"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"

"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."

"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."