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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."
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"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"
"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"
"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."
"As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back..... And my front."
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."
"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""
"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"
"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."