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Joke of the Day
"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."
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"A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. ...and his wife is livid. ""You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"" ""No,"" slurs the mathematician... ""I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."""
"I speak both universal languages: 1. English 2. Louder & slower English"
"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"
"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""
"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"
"ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography"
"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."