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Joke of the Day
"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."
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"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."
"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"
"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"
"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"
"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"
"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."