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Joke of the Day
"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"
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"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"
"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."
"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."
"Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!"
"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'"
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"
"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."