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Joke of the Day
"Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH"
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"If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal."
"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""
"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"""Ejaculate"" shouldn't just be strictly a sexual term. I should be able to ""ejaculate"" out of a restaurant (leave quickly)."
"Why are there no Russian strippers? Cuz they tried to kill all the Poles"
"I once met this guy who was so creepy that his van had a basement."
"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"