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Joke of the Day

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""

"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."

"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"

"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."

"My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place."

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."

"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."

"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."