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Joke of the Day

"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."

"Snowmen don't 69, they 88."

"Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches? Because they were only a quideach"

"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."

"When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !"

"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""

"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."