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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"

"If I was a president, I would make bigger schools So that we can have a higher education"

"FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best"

"Christopher Columbus: discovered nothing, kidnapped, enslaved & murdered natives & gets a national holiday honoring him? Well played, sir."

"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."

"How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes."

"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."

"just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils but it's okay I still love myself"