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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."
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"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."
"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face."
"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."
"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."
"It's complicated"" is just code for, ""I'm willing to cheat."""
"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."
"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."