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Joke of the Day

"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"

"Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage."

"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."

"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."

"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."

"Currently accomplishing an astonishing amount of nothing, at a blistering rate."