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Joke of the Day
"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"
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"How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!"
"Hair is like fitness... If you don't condition, it'll suck (I'm sorry for nothing)"
"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."
"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."
"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""
"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."
"According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking According to my bartender, I look great Moral of the story: I'm drunk"
"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"