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Joke of the Day

"Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage."

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"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
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"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."
"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."
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"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."