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Joke of the Day

"Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage."

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"

"If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?"

"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."

"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."

"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."