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Joke of the Day

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."

"If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton."

"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"There Are Three Types of People in the World People who are good at math and people that aren't"

"Why engineers are boring"

"one of those 60 second cooking videos but for how to cover up an accidental manslaughter"

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"

"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."