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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."

"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"

"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"

"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."

"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"

"[Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther"

"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."