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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."

"Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nien."

"What do you call a retired professional swimmer? Washed up."

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."

"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"

"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."

"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."