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Joke of the Day

"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."

"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."

"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""

"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"

"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"

"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."