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Joke of the Day

"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. Oceans can't talk"

"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"

"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""

"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."

"It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build IKEA furniture."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"