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Joke of the Day

"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"

"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"

"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."

"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."