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Joke of the Day
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
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"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."
"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"When people talk to me I cut them right off and say ""I don't believe a god damn thing you just said"" then start making otter noises."
"Just a taste... Lemme kiss that newborn so I know what the inside of your wife tastes like."
"A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!"""
"When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused me And im still pretty shaken up about it"
"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."
"Is there absolutely nothing in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?"
"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"