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Joke of the Day
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
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"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"
"oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog"
"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."
"NFL Players + Fireworks ="
"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"
"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"
"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."