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Joke of the Day

"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""

"read this now you reddit"

"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."

"""If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son."" --Jay-Z consoling his son who just started menstruating."

"""I didn't choose the thug life."" I explain, entering an institution of higher learning."

"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"

"HOW TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY: 1) Get a cat. 2) Repeat."

"Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats."