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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"
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"Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time.. I say, the person who chose the spelling of, ""Colonel"" is the biggest liar of all time"
"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."
"Huehuehue SaturationSaturationSaturation"
"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"
"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."
"Who invented cereals? Chris P."
"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""
"Coworkers: Zack, you should come to a hookah bar with us! Me: Why? Who's celebrating their 12th birthday?"
"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."