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Joke of the Day

"Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing the work"

"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"

"I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light"

"Chuck Norris doesn't get hangovers. He just gets pissed."

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"You know how racist make their pancakes? With white powder."

"What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive."

"If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons."