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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."
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"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."
"What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey"
"We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable."
"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."
"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"
"Velcro. What a rip off!"
"There are 10 Types of People in the World... Those that understand binary...and those that don't."
"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""