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Joke of the Day
"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."
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"Fight fire with water. Idiots."
"it is so good that there are millions of movie & famous people quotes you can use instead of having to think of something interesting to say"
"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."
"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"
"I like jokes that don't take long to read."