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Joke of the Day
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
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"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."
"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."
"Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes."
"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""