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Joke of the Day
"Fight fire with water. Idiots."
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"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."
"""I have 37 pairs of shoes, 23 purses, 9 pairs of sunglasses & an overflowing closet but how dare you waste $200 on that stupid toy!"" - Women"
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""
"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."