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Joke of the Day

"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"

"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"

"My first escort... was a Ford"

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"

"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."

"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"

"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."

"You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself."