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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."

"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"If you read a text in front of the mirror three times, I will appear and help you analyze it."

"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"

"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."

"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"