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Joke of the Day
"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."
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"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."
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"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""
"How do you get your dog to come? Fuck it."
"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"
"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."
"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"
"Went to Lowes for a new dishwasher pretty stoked that she has a job too."
"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."