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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic? About halfway."
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"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100. 1 to do it, and 99 to stand around saying the old one was better."
"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""
"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""
"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"