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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"""Bjark! Bjark!"" -Bjork's dog"

"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"

"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"

"When a women says ""What?"" its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change your answer"

"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."

"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""