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Joke of the Day
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
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"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"
"ME: *trying to fit in* I ALSO don't fly. PENGUINS: *shuffling about while trying to keep their distance* ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the pen."
"Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!"
"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"
"[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*"
"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""
"Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter? Chapped lips"