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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend got mad at me for busting a nut. It's not like I could eat it with the shell on."

"What do you call a church leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (Pastafarianism)? A pasta (pass-tah)!"

"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"

"Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things."

"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"

"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""

"The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life."

"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."

"What's under there?"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."