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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
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"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"
"What did watson say when he got constipation? No shit sherlock."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."
"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."
"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."
"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."
"Dbz joke Yamaha won"
"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."