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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
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"Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing ""The Real Slim Shady"" over and over."
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"Morning wood makes the best fire."
"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"
"[having heart attack] HELP...CAN'T...MOVE ME: Dude, are you ok?! [faintly] CALL...ME...A...DOCTOR ME: Oh, sorry!! Doctor, are you ok?!"