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Joke of the Day
"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
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"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."
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"Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let's just skip it."
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
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"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""