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Joke of the Day

"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"

"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"

"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."

"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"