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Joke of the Day
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
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"Donald Trump's campaign."
"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."
"My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times"
"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"
"""Use a spongebob quote to describe your sex life"" ""Are you ready kids?"""
"What do you call a ghost detective? An Inspectre"
"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."
"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"