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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever."

"I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have a gun."

"Judge: Are you married? A. No I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about."

"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."

"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement."

"What made the insomniac so boring? He just wasn't into resting."