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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"

"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."

"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"

"Shit old people Google: 1. Dubstep 2. Skrillrex 3. Hashtag 4. DTF 5. Steampunk 6. Pinterest 7. Linsanity 8. Scarlett Johansson naked"

"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"

"Saw a sign that said ""piso mojado"" and all I could think about was . . how that piso just came here to do the work Americans pisos don't want to do."

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."

"I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too."

"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""