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Joke of the Day
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"
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"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? An addictionary Alternatively: High definition"
"Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing."
"I think the saying ""every man for himself"" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches"
"What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!"
"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."
"How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything."