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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours"

"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""

"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!"

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."