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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move."

"Have you guys seen this? Have you heard about this? Wow, what a tewwific audience."

"If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful."

"I hurt my shoulder and doctor told me i shouldn't lift anything heavy. So i'm forced to sit down when i pee."

"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"

"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"

"After my wife died, I haven't been able to look at other women for 10 years... But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it."