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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the boxer cross the road? He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line."

"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."

"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"

"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."

"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"

"poor guy. The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries... Until I unpacked them all & said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""

"You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast."

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"