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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"

"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."

"I once dated a midget... I was nuts over her"

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"

"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."

"Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders. Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall opiate tubes!"