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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"

"Expecting a person of a certain race to constantly be commenting on their race is also a kind of racism."

"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."

"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"

"Two fish were in a tank. One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive."

"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"