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Joke of the Day
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"
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"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."
"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."
"If people are talking about you behind your back, then just Fart"
"What do elephants and ice cream have in common? They both come in quarts..."
"Today I Almost Fucked Up by finishing with a bad bunch line Whoops-"
"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."