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Joke of the Day
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"
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"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("
"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"
"What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"