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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"

"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."

"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes..."

"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"

"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."

"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"