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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"

"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."

"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."

"Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron...."

"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."

"My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"The girl working at Best Buy saw me checking her out. She walked up and asked me ""Do you need help?"" I replied ""No, I am just looking."""

"Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. But aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes?"

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."