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Joke of the Day
"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
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"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
"I love the way earth rotates.... ..it really makes my day"
"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"
"i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego."""
"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."
"The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait."
"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."