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Joke of the Day
"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
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"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."
"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."
"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."
"Why is star wars the most disgusting movie? Because its the most grossing."
"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."